Please state the nature of your emergency...
We bought the flag in the above picture at a dollar store earlier this week. As I was walking back into the garage after hanging it, I caught Nathan staring intently at the flag as it waved in the breeze.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"I'm just making sure you're not in distress," he said.
"What are you talking about?" I asked.
"If you hang a flag a certain way it's a signal you're in distress. I just wanted to make sure you weren't sending out a distress signal.
I sighed. "Nathan, this is the suburbs. If we're in distress, we dial 911."
